Opportunity rarely knocks.
It stands at the door and waits for you to be brave enough to open the door. Turn the knob. Push. Now walk thru..
Why do some women feel the need to place a numeric value on a date? Since when did spending a couple of hundred dollars on a date proves that I really like someone. I recently had a woman tell me if I wanted to take her out. I must be willing to spend at least a couple of hundred on her. I wonder what she is up too these days?
My Grandma Snookie made sure each one of her grandchildren knew about the power of prayer. Even when I reached adulthood she would always give me prayer books when I stopped by for a visit. I can always hear her voice telling me that a small prayer can change any situation. Check out the video for some inspiration.
Sometimes..I quote others only in order the better to express myself. OAN..I’m still suffering from a bad case of Writer’s Block
“Inside of all of us there is the need and the desire to be heard, to have our innermost thoughts, feelings and desires expressed for others to hear, to see and to understand. We all want to matter to someone, to leave a mark. Writers just take those thoughts, feelings and desires and express them in such a way that the reader not only reads them but feels them as well.” – Vicktor Alexander
Sitting here watching the rain fall, with some Foreign Exchange playing in the background.
And thinking…I hope my Soulmate isn’t out there being a hoe right now.
Attention whoring is at an all time high. I can’t scroll down my timeline with without seeing someone reaching out for attention by posting outrageous pics, tweets or status updates. So I’m here to help you wannabe “Attention Whores” achieved the Ghetto Stardom you deserved. Here are a couple of tips:
1) Strip. Act stripperish. Dress stripperish.
2) Ton of selfies on Instagram
3) Buy followers on Instagram
4) Post an email address for bookings to host parties
5) Try to get on a reality show
6) Thirst trap a rapper or athlete
7) Juice your thirsty ass followers for weave, bags and shoes and trips
8) Post new hairstyle, bags, shoes and trips on Instagram
9) Try to get on a reality show. But be advised that reality show characters don’t make a lot of money..So jump to #13 on the blueprint.
10) Start to build your brand by designing clothes, shoes, makeup, weaves, liquor or birth control pills
11) Drop the athlete or rapper you got and upgrade to a richer one.
12) Talk about how she’s a boss bitch and all men are shit.
13) Have a sex tape or rumors of a sex tape.
14) Hire me to help make sex tape..(Don’t judge me)
15) After you secure your deal for your sex tape..Hit me up so I can leak it here before it come out.
It’s amazing that some many people are ready to expose so much..without gaining anything.