Late Nite Thoughts | Keith-Harris.com

Esther Baxter: My Funny Valentine

For the past 5 years I have been dateless on Valentine’s Day. I just can’t figure why a handsome, funny, & charming man, like myself is dateless on Valentine’s Day. So, this year I decided that I will have a date this year. So, this year my new boo (Esther Baxter) & I are going to chill at home and watch Phineas & Ferb until we fall asleep on the couch. All I got do now is to get Esther to agree with me.

You can check out all things Esther Baxter just click the links below:

https:/twitter.com/Esther_Baxter

https:/www.ebdelights.com

http://www.estherbaxter.biz

Published in:

on February 9, 2013 at 12:00 AM Leave a Comment
Tags: dating, Esther Baxter, Happiness, Heartbreak, Life, Love, relationships, Sexy, true beauty, Valentine's Day, Women

Chris Brown vs Frank Ocean

Last night Chris Brown & Frank Ocean were fighting over Rihanna’s evil vagina. It even affects gay guys. I was able to obtain an exclusive pic from the brawl.

Published in:

on January 28, 2013 at 4:58 AM Leave a Comment
Tags: Chris Brown, Fights, Frank Ocean, Funny, Lies, Life, Love, Men, Music, R&B, Rihanna, Soul, Truth, twitter, Women

Hip Hop is Dead 2013

I’m not sure how I would explain the current state of Hip Hop. But in my eyes hip hop is dead.

Published in:

on January 24, 2013 at 6:13 AM Comments (2)
Tags: Death, Heartbreak, Hip Hop, Life, Music, Soul

The Truth About Threesomes By Keith Harris

The other day a reader emailed me & asked me…What was the best way to ask his longtime girlfriend for a threesome? The truth is every man has dreamed of having sex with two women at the same time. Throw in a little Patron, two women with an open mind, & pleasure is around the corner. But, always remember one thing.

The threesome is never about you, it’s about the two girls. If you’re lucky enough to score one with your girlfriend, enjoy sex with the other one because there’s a good chance it’ll end the relationship.

Published in:

on October 17, 2012 at 8:28 PM Comments (1)
Tags: Men, relationships, Sex, Threesomes, Women

Late Nite Thoughts #18 ~ Believe

What could be more precious…Then the rebirth of love

Published in:

Late Nite Thoughts

on April 3, 2012 at 4:49 AM Leave a Comment

Late Nite Thoughts #16: Ex Girl To The Next Girl

I think this might become my theme song. LMAO

Classic

Published in:

Late Nite Thoughts

on November 20, 2011 at 12:30 AM Leave a Comment

10 Reasons Trick or Treating is Better Than Sex

When I was a kid Halloween was my second favorite holiday. (Xmas will always be number one.) But, over the the last couple of years Halloween has kinda lost it’s meaning. People used to dress as their favorite characters or movie stars. But, all I see now a bunch of half naked women prancing around Chicago trying to out dress each other with the least amount of clothing every year. Don’t get me wrong. There is nothing more I enjoy seeing than a chick with on pasties on her nipples and mini skirt telling me is her favorite porn star. (True story that I am saving for another blog entry.) So, I search the world wide web to look for reasons why trick or treating is better than sex. I’ll take a old ass snicker bar over a chick that is dress with little left to the imagination any fucking day. Feeling kinda old fashion about now.

10 Reasons Trick or Treating is Better Than Sex

10) You are guaranteed to get something in the sack.
9) If you get tired you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8) The uglier you are the easier it is to get some.
7) You don’t have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6) It’s okay if the person you’re with fantasizes you’re someone else, because you are.
5) 40 years from now you’ll still enjoy candy.
4) If you don’t like what you get you can go next door.
3) It doesn’t matter if the kids hear you.
2) Less guilt the morning after.
1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!! Baby Baby!! (in my Biggie voice)