Wishing You A Happy Period by Keith Harris

20120529-232909.jpg

Today, I met a really pretty lady while taking a shortcut through female hygiene aisle in Walgreens. After some small talk she handed me her business card and said,
Her: “Call me, we should finish this conversation over drinks sometime soon.”
Me: “Cool, I’ll give you a call in 5 to 7 days”

She yanked her card out of my hand and walked away. If looks could kill.

About these ads
Published in: on May 29, 2012 at 11:27 PM  Leave a Comment  
Tags: , ,

The URI to TrackBack this entry is: http://keith-harris.com/2012/05/29/wishing-you-happy-period/trackback/

RSS feed for comments on this post.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 1,814 other followers

%d bloggers like this: