NEW SECRET SERVICE CODE OF ETHICS
1) When arguing with a hooker in the hotel hallway. Always use your “Inside” voice.
2) You’re only allowed to jump on a prostitute if you hear her ticking.
3) Proudly display the U.S. Flag, But NOT the “Pole”.
The “Not So” Secret Service by Keith Harris
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Good one….
Funny!